Looking for some humor on Wednesday? Here, we’ve rounded up 85 funny Wednesday quotes, sayings, texts, (with images and pictures) to help you get through Hump Day. Have fun!
We can pump your mid-week enthusiasm or if you are feeling low by these crazy quotes to give you a pinch of sarcasm, fun, and laughter.
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Funny Wednesday Quotes & Images
- “On Wednesdays we wear pink.” – Mean Girls
- “Wednesday will be amazing so wake up and smile.”
- “Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend! Enjoy your day!”
- “Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that !!!!” – Blake Shelton
- “A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” – Demetri Martin
- “Keep Calm. It’s only Wednesday. We still have 2 more days to go.”– Unknown
- “Did you say, it’s only Wednesday? Can I have more coffee please???” – Unknown
- “Wednesday: Still not Friday, but at least it’s not Monday.”– Unknown
- “Keep going! You’re half way to the weekend.”– Unknown
- “Wednesday can only dream of becoming Thursday.” – Anthony T. Hincks
- “Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing that today is Wednesday.”– Unknown
- “Wednesday is a reminder that you’ve survived half the week, so you can handle anything.”
- “Wednesday: The day when even my emojis are tired 😴” – Unknown
- “The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.”
- “Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasion, you know, like Wednesday.”
- “Keep calm, it’s only Wednesday. The weekend will be here before you know it.” – Unknown
- “Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!” – Lee Fox Williams
- “Okay! I did Monday and Tuesday. I would like to move straight to Friday now.”– Unknown
- “On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it’s true That who is what and what is who.” – Winnie-the-Pooh
- “When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.” – John Wyndham
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- “It’s only Wednesday…Hang in there!”– Unknown
- “In life only one thing is certain, Friday will come.”– Unknown
- “Have a great Wednesday. Only two more days until Friday.”– Unknown
- “On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything.” – Kit Williams
- “It’s Wednesday and I’m breathing. That’s enough motivation for me.”– Unknown
- “Sometimes all takes is just a little smile to get us up and over the hump.”– Unknown
- “Hump Day…Not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday.” – Unknown
- “Wednesday: it’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just, about nearly the weekend.”– Unknown
- “Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.” – Anthony T. Hincks
- “Good morning Wednesday! Spreading some early morning cheerfulness to get you day started. Wishing you a lovely day.”
- “Good Morning! Part of me thinking ‘Wow, it’s Wednesday already’ and the other part is thinking ‘What do you mean, it’s only Wednesday?!”
- “To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places.” – Dwayne Johnson
Funny Good Morning Wednesday Quotes
These short and catchy messages and texts about happy Wednesday is great to share with friends and family, to sail through the week with a smile and some humor.
- “Have a wacky Wednesday!!!”– Unknown
- “May your Wednesday be a blessed day.”– Unknown
- “I’d like mornings better if thy started later.”– Unknown
- “I am happier than a camel on a Wednesday.”– Unknown
- “Happy Wednesday!!! When is Friday coming?”– Unknown
- “It’s Wednesday, and my brain is already in weekend mode.” – Unknown
- “Hip hip hooray, it is happy hump day!” (Wednesday)– Unknown
- “Happy, Happy Wednesday! Smile the week is half over!”– Unknown
- “It’s Wednesday. That means that we are over the hump!”– Unknown
- “Good Morning!!!Guess what day it is??? Yep….hump day!!!”– Unknown
- “Happy Wednesday! I think I can see the weekend from here.”– Unknown
- “Good Morning. Happy Wednesday. Need my morning coffee.”– Unknown
- “Hump Day…Not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday.”– Unknown
- “Welcome to another wonderful Wednesday. Wake up and be thankful!”– Unknown
- “Have a Wacky Wednesday! Don’t forget to smile and laugh once in a while.”– Unknown
- “It is Wellness Wednesday. Take care of yourself, stay refreshed, and stress less.”
- “Happy Wednesday! God’s mercies beget a fresh morning. Have an amazing day.”
- “Today is Wednesday! Thank God and be grateful that you get to live another day.”
- “Today is Wednesday. I’m breathing. I’m healthy. I’m blessed. I’m grateful for this day.”
- “Today is Workout Wednesday. Make a change in your life by pushing your limits.”
- “The sun is shining, it is a brand new day, and I am happy to be alive. Happy Wednesday!”
- “Wednesday is the perfect mix of “wow, it’s Wednesday already?” and “it’s only Wednesday?”
- “Good Wednesday morning! Today we are going to get over the hump and slide on to the weekend.”
- “Have a happy Wednesday! May the Lord bless your day with peace of mind and a heart full of happiness.”
- “Welcome! Today’s special are: Lack of sleep, up too early and low on patience. Thank you come again.”
- “Happy Wednesday! I thought that I would stop by with a smile to brighten up your Wednesday for a while.”
- “Good Wednesday Morning everyone! Put a smile on your face we going over the hump and down sliding to the weekend.”
- “Today will be a wonderful Wednesday if you let it. Allow yourself to have a good day and everything else will fall into place.”
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