Bunny rabbit jokes, riddles, and puns are ear-resistible. They’ll have everyone laughing hare-lariously.
Thanks to movies and cartoons, we adore bunnies! They are soft, fluffy, cute, and make excellent pets. Many religions and folklore identify rabbits as a symbol of luck and prosperity.
Fun Fact: The main difference between a bunny and a rabbit is that bunnies are young and rabbits are adults! Bunny is also used to refer to rabbits affectionately.
Use these funny rabbit jokes:
- As ice breakers
- In the classroom
- In the car
- At family mealtime (Also see lunch box note jokes)
- For lifting moods and relieving stress (source)
Funny Rabbit Jokes For Kids
Ask a funny rabbit joke today!
1. Why did the rabbit go to the barber?
It needed a hare cut!
2. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny!
3. What is a rabbit’s favorite game?
Hopscotch
4. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny
5. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it!
6. What do you call a line of rabbits marching backward?
A receding hare-line
7. Why did the rabbit become a comedian?
It had a hare-larious sense of humor.
8. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
A hare dryer!
9. What do rabbits say before they eat?
Lettuce pray.
10. Why did the rabbit bring a suitcase to the garden?
It wanted to pack its lunch.
11. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a spider?
A harenet!
12. Why did the rabbit go to space?
It wanted to explore the hare-izon.
13. What do you call a rabbit with a bent ear?
Anything you want; it can’t hear you.
14. What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of music?
Hip-hop
15. What do you call a rabbit who can tell time?
A hare with a watch.
16. What type of math are rabbits the best at?
Multiplication
17. Where do rabbits go when they are feeling sick?
To the hop-spital
18. What do you call a rabbit that’s raised indoors?
An in-grown hare
19. How did the rabbit propose to his girlfriend?
With a 24-carrot ring
20. How do rabbits keep their fur neat?
With a hare brush
21. What do you call a rabbit in a good mood?
A hoppy bunny
Related: Fun Facts About Laughter
22. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
23. What did the rabbit say to his wife?
No bunny compares to you
24. Why didn’t the rabbit want to leave the house?
He was having a bad hare day.
25. Why are rabbits so lucky?
They have four rabbit feet.
26. What pair of rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde
27. Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare
28. Why are rabbits so tired in April
Because they just finished a March. (See more March Trivia)
29. How do rabbits travel?
By hare-plane
30. What do you call a happy rabbit?
An hop-timist
Bunny Rabbit Jokes & Puns
Next, these bunny rabbit jokes and puns will make everyone hoppy, I mean happy!
Fun Fact: Baby rabbits can also be called kittens, kits, or kitties (source).
31. Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Answer: They wanted better celery.
32. What do you call a transformer bunny?
Answer: Hop-timus Prime
33. What happened to the naughty bunny at school?
Answer: He was eggspelled (See more )
34. What did the bunny say to the carrot?
Answer: It’s been nice gnawing you.
35. Where do bunnies learn to fly?
Answer: In the hare force
36. What kind of books do bunnies like to read?
Answer: Ones with hoppy endings.
37. Where did the happy couple go after their wedding?
Answer: On a bunnymoon
38. Why did the bunny cross the road?
Answer: Because he likes to hop.
39. What did the magician say after the bunny vanished?
Answer: Hare today, gone tomorrow
40. How do bunnies stay cool in the summer?
Answer: They have hare conditioning.
41. What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Answer: Bunny darts
42. Where do bunnies get their eyes checked?
Answer: At the hop-ticians
43. Why did the lonely boy buy a rabbit?
Answer: He needed a friend who was all ears!
44. How do bunnies save their computer work?
Answer: With hoppy disks
45. Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano?
Answer: He was playing by ear.
46. What did the bunny say to the duck?
Answer: You quack me up! (See more Duck Jokes)
47. Why did the bunny bring toilet paper to the party?
Answer: Because he was a party pooper.
48. What do you call a bunny that is not very bright?
Answer: An egghead
49. What do you call a bunny that lives at the North Pole?
Answer: Cold (See Reindeer Joke and Puns)
50. What did the bunny say to his crush?
Answer: Hey there hop stuff.
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- Fun Tongue Twisters for Kids
- Best Joke Books for Kids
Cute Bunny Rabbit Riddles & Jokes
Fun Fact: Rabbit species are found in wooded areas, meadows, grasslands, wetlands, deserts, and even tundras across the world.
51. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a spider?
Answer: A harenet
52. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a bumblebee?
Answer: A honey bunny
53. What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
Answer: Bugs bunny
54. What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Answer: A bunny ribbit
55. How is a bunny rabbit like a penny?
Answer: They both have a head on one side and tails on the other.
56. How is a bunny like a corn stalk?
Answer: They both have big ears.
57. What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a snake?
Answer: A jump rope
58. What do you call a rabbit that wears a fur coat in the summer?
Answer: A hot cross bunny.
59. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a housekeeper?
Answer: A dust bunny
60. How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one if it hops right to it.
61. Why did the bunny build herself a new house?
Answer: She was fed up with the hole thing!
62. What is white, has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels?
Answer: Two rabbits on rollerblades
63. What is the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit?
Answer: One is a fit bunny. The other is a bit funny!
64. How do you make a rabbit float?
Answer: Put soda and ice cream into a glass. Add one rabbit.
65. How did the race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
Answer: It was won by a hare!
66. What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?
Answer: A chili dog on a bun.
67. What is the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poo?
Answer: Rabbit Hood.
68. What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street?
Answer: The police had to comb the area.
69. What do you call two rabbits racing down the road?
Answer: The fast and the furriest.
70. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Answer: A hot cross bunny
71. Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
Answer: He just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
72. Why did the bunny join the circus?
Answer: It wanted to become a hare-acrobat
73. How did the bunny get so smart?
Answer: It attended Hare-vard University.
74. Why did the bunny cross the road?
Answer: He wanted to catch his friend the chicken.
75. Why did the bunny get up early?
Answer: The early bunny catches the worm.
More Riddles:
- Fun ‘What Am I’ Riddles
- Best Animal Riddles
- ‘Who Am I’ Riddles
Fun Easter Bunny Jokes
Fun Fact: Animals similar to the rabbit are pikas and hares. They belong to a group of mammals called lagomorphs. They are different from rodents because they have two sets of upper incisors instead of one.
76. What happens when you make the Easter bunny mad?
Answer: He leaves you deviled eggs.
77. Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?
Answer: From an eggplant.
78. What did the Easter Bunny say about the Easter parade?
Answer: It was eggs-cellent.
79. Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?
Answer: Rabbit De Niro
80. What did the Easter bunny say to his partner?
Answer: We make one egg-cellent couple.
81. How does the Easter Bunny leave?
Answer: Through the eggs-its.
82. Why is the Easter Bunny such a good listener?
Answer: He’s all ears.
83. What do you call the Easter bunny the day after Easter?
Answer: Eggs-hausted.
84. Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast?
Answer: At IHOP
85. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?
Answer: Basket-ball
86. How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good?
Answer: Hare spray
87. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move?
Answer: The bunny hop
88. How does the Easter Bunny get into shape for Easter?
Answer: He eggs-ercises
89. Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?
Answer: On the bunny hill.
90. Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
Answer: The re-tail store
91. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Answer: Because the chicken had his eggs!
92. What kind of beans did the Easter Bunny put in his stew?
Answer: Jelly beans (See Candy Trivia)
93. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a ladder to Easter dinner?
Answer: He heard the drinks were on the house!
94. Why was the Easter Bunny so forgetful?
Answer: Because he was hare-brained.
95. How did the Easter Bunny send out invites to his party?
Answer: By hare-mail
96. Where does the Easter Bunny go to study medicine?
Answer: John Hopkins
97. Why is the Easter Bunny so funny?
Answer: He always has a good tail.
98. Why does the Easter Bunny like to play basketball?
Answer: Because he has a good hop shot.
99. How did the Easter Bunny get his job?
Answer: He had eggs-perience.
100. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny who loves you!
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- Candy Free Activities for Families
- Fun Easter Trivia Questions
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